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My work explores the relationship between the tyranny of ageing and emotional memories.
With influences as diverse as Kierkegaard and Frida Kahlo, new tensions are manufactured from both traditional and modern layers.
Ever since I was a student I have been fascinated by the endless oscillation of relationships. What starts out as triumph soon becomes manipulated into a tragedy of temptation, leaving only a sense of decadence and the possibility of a new order.
As momentary forms become distorted through diligent and repetitive practice, the viewer is left with an impression of the corners of our culture.
*Under exceptional circumstances the authority may accept 'talking about producing it a lot' or 'going to start it next week' as substitutes for this condition.
"Because artists need to be certified"
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having satisfied the most stringent requirements laid down by this authority is therefore a real, genuine, proper and licenced
signed Sir Henry Furt (Chair)
Please keep this certificate in a safe place. Nobody else will ever ask to see it but you may feel better if you behave as if it is important.
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